I couldn't help but wonder ... Are 'threesomes' the fresh and new sexual frontier? There's no question, dudes are infatuated with tripling the fun nowadays with threesomes. Once I began looking diligently I had realized they're everywhere - After all, our lives are actually completely built on threesomes...
...Fat, low-fat, nonfat. First, business, economy. Moe, Larry, Curly...
...Maybe, we were never meant to do it with one individual all along ... Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future, a new form of ADD (Another Dating Disaster) where the price for attention had dropped miraculously, and all the new symptoms are treatable with a whole new array of side effects.
There's a definite struggle out there right now when one wishes to venture out and find a mate, let alone two...
...Let's say you've settled the dispute over third party gender, and you've now entered a three-way relationship. There's definitely a Jealousy-Factor that needs consideration. I'm one who believes you cannot be in love with more than one individual at the same time - Now, provided it's not an open relationship among all of you, there's a foundation of feelings which solidify commitment...
...Falling back on, "I'm one who believes you cannot be in love with more than one individual at the same time", a threesome relationship seems like Emotional Russian Roulette ... Threesome relationships institute a plethora of new ways in which a heart could be shattered. Could everyone be equivalently satisfied? I cannot help but think it would be a never-ending fight for equal attention. Everyone would be dividing their attention 50/50 which unfortunately doesn't add up to a whole. Remember, we're speaking of a relationship and not a no strings attached 'Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Mam' right now...
...One individual's probably going to see a lack of equality in the bed and maybe even in other areas too. Let's pretend that they're you. There's going to be jealousy possibly lead right to resentment - Which are two things that unlike a Rum & Coke, don't mix well, especially in relationships. Provided the other two're happy, that strongly suggests their connection together is stronger than which they individually share with you, at least on their end per their feelings. This inevitably singles you out, and you're a third wheel ... Until they eventually branch off, and you're left heartbroken depending on how hard you fell into all of the confusion in that love.
Speaking of Rum & Coke, allow me to fix myself one as I conclude this ADD for my Small Townies...
...Are threesomes the future relationship? Maybe. But, I hope not. You've gotta fully dedicate yourself to your lover - Which ultimately means giving them the key to your Small Town apartment and your heart. Once you allow one individual into the both, the "No Vacancy" lights up. Provided you are wholeheartedly in love with them, anyone else would be renting the space another already owns. Don't nonchalantly put up the "For Rent" sign and test that though, that's high risk relationship behavior not worth losing the aforementioned. Remember, the heart can't be split into two pieces ... Let's not try, as in the end it wouldn't be fair to yourself and the others that're involved, and vice versa...
...Until there's any further notice, let's leave threesomes to a night that we'll forget the day after, and not relationships. As I've finished this Rum & Coke, I'm ready to wake up to a morning with nothing worthy remembering, ha. Until next time, my Small Townies...
...Falling back on, "I'm one who believes you cannot be in love with more than one individual at the same time", a threesome relationship seems like Emotional Russian Roulette ... Threesome relationships institute a plethora of new ways in which a heart could be shattered. Could everyone be equivalently satisfied? I cannot help but think it would be a never-ending fight for equal attention. Everyone would be dividing their attention 50/50 which unfortunately doesn't add up to a whole. Remember, we're speaking of a relationship and not a no strings attached 'Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Mam' right now...
...One individual's probably going to see a lack of equality in the bed and maybe even in other areas too. Let's pretend that they're you. There's going to be jealousy possibly lead right to resentment - Which are two things that unlike a Rum & Coke, don't mix well, especially in relationships. Provided the other two're happy, that strongly suggests their connection together is stronger than which they individually share with you, at least on their end per their feelings. This inevitably singles you out, and you're a third wheel ... Until they eventually branch off, and you're left heartbroken depending on how hard you fell into all of the confusion in that love.
Speaking of Rum & Coke, allow me to fix myself one as I conclude this ADD for my Small Townies...
...Are threesomes the future relationship? Maybe. But, I hope not. You've gotta fully dedicate yourself to your lover - Which ultimately means giving them the key to your Small Town apartment and your heart. Once you allow one individual into the both, the "No Vacancy" lights up. Provided you are wholeheartedly in love with them, anyone else would be renting the space another already owns. Don't nonchalantly put up the "For Rent" sign and test that though, that's high risk relationship behavior not worth losing the aforementioned. Remember, the heart can't be split into two pieces ... Let's not try, as in the end it wouldn't be fair to yourself and the others that're involved, and vice versa...
...Until there's any further notice, let's leave threesomes to a night that we'll forget the day after, and not relationships. As I've finished this Rum & Coke, I'm ready to wake up to a morning with nothing worthy remembering, ha. Until next time, my Small Townies...
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