"Evolutionary Relationships?"

Ever since Woody Allen described waving to Mia Farrow, the single-males of The Small Town yearned for that type of say 'separate-togetherness'. I've said this a few times before but, I feel as if I'm the last dinosaur...Was I the one who needed to adapt? If so was my view on relationships' extinct? I couldn't help but really getting to think about it : The Small-Town, a place where gay men are so out they're in, women, so chronically single ovaries may become the next vestigial organ...The Small-Town, where astonishingly enough, you can have almost anything delivered at practically any hour : You could have food prepared, dry-cleaning done, your dog groomed...So who exactly needed a wife when they could have a doorwoman? The woman who opens the door to where you will eat great meals and have even greater sex with people you'll have no further emotional attachment to...Are we The Small Townies' evolving past relationships?

And, here's a thought... ~ I'm constantly talking about the beliefs of society, and how absurd I find all of them. But you have to take into consideration all of the miscellaneous negative things that occur in modern relationships. Maybe that explains why they're so lackluster nowadays...Sometimes I wonder if men and women suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then...