"Ventriloquistic Relationships?"

Ventriloquists...“The Puppet Masters” - But, those are mostly folksy tales. But, I got to intensive pondering regarding these ‘ventriloquists’ and relationships. Are the ‘Relationship Gods’ ventriloquists, themselves? Now, I would like you to follow me here. The ‘Relationship Gods’ are said to preserve you a eternal relationship which lasts till death does it part. So, you might be asking yourself, “What’s the point of failed relationships and heartbreak, if what you’re saying’s true?” And, I must say the ‘experience’. Some rule of ‘Cosmic Law’, must state you need heartache in order to be prepared for a relationship which lasts for a eternity. Obviously, preparations are inevitable and unavoidable. Which, I’m sure we’ve all seen and also experienced first hand. It’s all about, ‘experience’. Now, the ‘Relationship Gods’ as ‘ventriloquists’, are ‘pulling your strings’ theoretically. Perchance like your love life’s a Broadway play. And, the practices for these plays are all your failed relationships. But, once your ready to perform live you can then succeed, romantically that is.

Now I have a question. Are you willing to attend every single ‘practice’, in order to perform dashingly, hit the jackpot achieving love, then living the rest of your existence with your soul-mate, happily? That’s your choice. However, I would like offering advice... If you fear the ‘practices’ and their outcome, keep this in your mind - It’s not over. You haven’t found your soul-mate. Strings are still being pulled, and your yet to give and to live your ‘performance’. Never give up on love due to your failed relationships. ‘Practice Makes Perfection’. See, it all fits! I believe this. I really do. And, it gifts me hope to move onward because I’ve experienced my first ‘practice’ first hand. And, I’m working toward my ‘performance’.